I've been tagged on my friend Suzie's blog to tell 5 things no one knows about me. Now, it seems like when most people do these things, they put down stuff they're really proud of, that's really awesome and makes you go, "Wow, that is one cool mama!" Sadly, there is nothing so extraordinary about myself that would make anyone call me a cool mama. So...I've decided to disclose 5 things I'd rather people NOT know about me, but are nevertheless, very true! Here goes nothing. I hope you will not think less of me when this is over.
1. In high school I was the messiest person you ever met. My room was a constant pig sty and most days of the week you literally could not see one square inch of carpet. Of this fact, I am now, heartily ashamed.
2. In 5th grade, my brother and I lied to my parents and road our bikes to the local convenience store with my cousins and bought a bunch of candy and chips for our sleepover. Worse yet, it was a Sunday. When we got home we hid the items in our sleeping bags so my parents wouldn't find out...They found out. We got in big trouble.
3. The last time I wet the bed I was in high school. I had a dream about going to the bathroom, and bingo! Next thing you know I'm sticking my sheets in the washer at 2am. OH, the shame!
4. Wait, I take that back. The last time I wet my pants was when I was 1 week overdue with Jenna and I was playing Around the World ping pong with my family (you run around the table and hit the ball). Anyway, something funny happened and I couldn't hold it in. Worst of all, I was wearing my sister Kristen's shorts. Sorry Dubsie! Very shameful, I know!
5. The lowest grade I got at BYU was in my Book of Mormon class, of all the crazy things. It was the same semester I met Matt, and while playing a game of Celestial Pursuit, I was asked the question, "What date was the Church organized?" I had no idea and I think I said, "Sometime in the 1840's?" Anyway, in front of everyone Matt said, "I can't believe you don't know the date that is so foundational to everything you believe!" I said, "of course I don't know it, I got a stinkin' B in my Book of Mormon class for crying out loud!" Jeeze! What a jerk! He apologized later.
Well, that's it. I hope you all can still be my friends. ;-) As for my family...well, you're stuck with me. Sorry!